Sunday, Apr. 06, 2014 - Still alive!
Wednesday, Dec. 23, 2009 - Yoohoo...
Saturday, Aug. 01, 2009 - The Prude
Friday, Jul. 31, 2009 - Filler/Teaser
Sunday, Jun. 21, 2009 - Rest in peace, Squeaky...
Tuesday, May. 26, 2009 - California - where discrimination is legal!
Saturday, May. 02, 2009 - The Squeaky Saga
Tuesday, Apr. 28, 2009 - The glass chamber
Monday, Apr. 13, 2009 - Party Time (with a bit of psycho on the side)
Saturday, Mar. 14, 2009 - New cat on the block
Friday, Feb. 27, 2009 - I love you, Carla Hall!!!
Thursday, Feb. 26, 2009 - Starstruck... well, not really.
Wednesday, Feb. 25, 2009 - West Hollywood 90069
Thursday, Feb. 12, 2009 - The Comeback
Tuesday, Nov. 11, 2008 - The human heart
Wednesday, Nov. 05, 2008 - Bittersweet jubilations
Saturday, Oct. 25, 2008 - Intolerable ignorance and power... not a good mix. At all.
Sunday, Oct. 12, 2008 - It's a gay world after all
Sunday, Sept. 14, 2008 - Some people deserve themselves.
Wednesday, Aug. 27, 2008 - RIP Del Martin
Sunday, Aug. 10, 2008 - Not even if you were Brad Pitt.
Thursday, Jul. 24, 2008 - What's in a name? (Part II)
Monday, Jul. 14, 2008 - What's in a name?
Saturday, Jul. 05, 2008 - Peter Griffin delivers bad news
Thursday, Jun. 19, 2008 - It's a Small World After Allllll
Monday, Jun. 16, 2008 - I now pronounce you "Party A" and "Party B"
Saturday, Jun. 07, 2008 - AGAIN.
Friday, Jun. 06, 2008 - DARN CAT!##@$^%
Tuesday, Jun. 03, 2008 - SATC: The movie
Saturday, May. 31, 2008 - Crystal's having her period
Thursday, May. 15, 2008 - Let's get MARRIED!
Wednesday, May. 14, 2008 - I'm baaacckkk
Thursday, May. 01, 2008 - )-:
Thursday, Apr. 10, 2008 - Wounded angel
Tuesday, Apr. 08, 2008 - Looking forward with my eyes closed
Saturday, Apr. 05, 2008 - The Ex-Marine
Sunday, Mar. 30, 2008 - And I did it my way
Thursday, Mar. 27, 2008 - 'Cos I can
Thursday, Mar. 20, 2008 - Spring Break or bust!
Thursday, Mar. 13, 2008 - Brian
Tuesday, Mar. 11, 2008 - Woof
Sunday, Mar. 02, 2008 - Arrivederci
Monday, Feb. 25, 2008 - Note to self
Wednesday, Feb. 06, 2008 - Don't vote. Just die.
Wednesday, Jan. 16, 2008 - One year ago
Wednesday, Jan. 02, 2008 - First crap of 2008
Saturday, Dec. 29, 2007 - Good tidings
Monday, Dec. 24, 2007 - Blue Christmas
Sunday, Dec. 23, 2007 - After-school special
Monday, Dec. 10, 2007 - Go to hell
Tuesday, Dec. 04, 2007 - Salt
Thursday, Nov. 29, 2007 - It's not you, it's me
Thursday, Nov. 29, 2007 - Catch
Wednesday, Nov. 28, 2007 - Dumped
Tuesday, Nov. 20, 2007 - Statues
Monday, Nov. 19, 2007 - Just another weekend
Wednesday, Nov. 14, 2007 - Tuesday night spontaneity
Monday, Nov. 12, 2007 - 24 hours
Friday, Nov. 09, 2007 - Hole in the ground
Tuesday, Nov. 06, 2007 - The New Guy
Friday, Oct. 26, 2007 - Resurrected
Monday, Oct. 08, 2007 - Answers
Monday, Oct. 01, 2007 - Summer's over
Sunday, Sept. 30, 2007 - I give up
Saturday, Sept. 29, 2007 - He's baaack...
Tuesday, Sept. 25, 2007 - A therapeutic weekend
Sunday, Sept. 16, 2007 - Psychotherapy
Monday, Sept. 10, 2007 - Big Eden
Friday, Sept. 07, 2007 - Demand & Supply
Monday, Aug. 27, 2007 - The hermit
Friday, Aug. 24, 2007 - Micky's is HOT!
Wednesday, Aug. 15, 2007 - I hate this.
Tuesday, Aug. 14, 2007 - The dreaded 'F' word
Tuesday, Aug. 14, 2007 - Not quite...
Monday, Aug. 13, 2007 - JAG
Saturday, Aug. 11, 2007 - Made a mistake, met a hunk
Saturday, Aug. 04, 2007 - T-1000
Friday, Aug. 03, 2007 - Never Been Kissed
Saturday, Jul. 28, 2007 - Karma is bullshit
Monday, Jul. 23, 2007 - Snubbed
Saturday, Jul. 21, 2007 - The Brit
Thursday, Jul. 19, 2007 - The Place, The Brit, and The Update
Thursday, Jul. 12, 2007 - Would've been
Tuesday, Jul. 03, 2007 - Movin' on up to the west side
Friday, Jun. 22, 2007 - Chris
Saturday, Jun. 16, 2007 - Pete
Monday, Jun. 11, 2007 - Arrrggghhh...
Monday, Jun. 04, 2007 - The date
Sunday, Jun. 03, 2007 - The week in review
Sunday, Jun. 03, 2007 - The "L" word
Monday, May. 28, 2007 - I'm so stupid
Friday, May. 25, 2007 - Another ex story
Monday, May. 21, 2007 - Heroes, Schmeroes
Saturday, May. 19, 2007 - Unavailable
Thursday, May. 17, 2007 - Boring.
Wednesday, May. 09, 2007 - Hi
Tuesday, May. 08, 2007 - Chris: The Ride
Thursday, May. 03, 2007 - Schoolboy crush
Tuesday, May. 01, 2007 - Butterflies
Monday, Apr. 30, 2007 - Weekend update
Sunday, Apr. 22, 2007 - Saturday Night Fever
Wednesday, Apr. 18, 2007 - Senseless
Saturday, Apr. 14, 2007 - XXIX
Tuesday, Apr. 10, 2007 - Cake
Saturday, Apr. 07, 2007 - Masticate
Tuesday, Apr. 03, 2007 - A birthday dinner for a broken record
Sunday, Apr. 01, 2007 - Longing
Monday, Mar. 26, 2007 - Buh-bye
Sunday, Mar. 25, 2007 - Hate potion #9
Sunday, Mar. 18, 2007 - The game
Friday, Mar. 16, 2007 - No more.
Sunday, Mar. 11, 2007 - We'll see
Wednesday, Mar. 07, 2007 - Two bricks short
Saturday, Feb. 24, 2007 - Grim tango
Monday, Feb. 19, 2007 - Not worth it
Wednesday, Feb. 14, 2007 - Table for one
Monday, Feb. 12, 2007 - Fetters
Monday, Feb. 05, 2007 - Glimmer
Thursday, Feb. 01, 2007 - The "best friend"
Sunday, Jan. 28, 2007 - Further revelations
Tuesday, Jan. 23, 2007 - Seven days
Friday, Jan. 19, 2007 - So alone
Wednesday, Jan. 17, 2007 - 24 hours later
Tuesday, Jan. 16, 2007 - The End
Saturday, Jan. 13, 2007 - Fool
Monday, Dec. 25, 2006 - Merry Christmas!
Thursday, Dec. 14, 2006 - Picking up the pieces
Sunday, Dec. 10, 2006 - Broken home, broken heart
Sunday, Dec. 03, 2006 - The countdown begins
Friday, Nov. 10, 2006 - Sinking
Sunday, Oct. 29, 2006 - Just a bit more
Tuesday, Oct. 10, 2006 - Alive, yet dead
Friday, Sept. 22, 2006 - E. Coli!! *SCREAM*FAINT*
Saturday, Sept. 16, 2006 - Banksy is the tits!
Monday, Sept. 04, 2006 - Banksy does Paris Hilton
Monday, Sept. 04, 2006 - Crikey!
Saturday, Sept. 02, 2006 - You're the one that I don't want. Seriously.
Sunday, Aug. 20, 2006 - Tears in heaven
Wednesday, Aug. 02, 2006 - No life, no journal entries
Sunday, Jul. 16, 2006 - Go back to Tibet, Yeti!
Wednesday, Jul. 12, 2006 - Happy anniversary
Tuesday, Jul. 04, 2006 - Fish tales
Friday, Jun. 23, 2006 - Persevere...
Friday, Jun. 09, 2006 - Gabrielle Solis, Chancellor
Tuesday, Jun. 06, 2006 - "If he exists"
Saturday, May. 27, 2006 - Thanks but No Thanks
Thursday, May. 18, 2006 - Elliott Yamin, YOU ROCK!
Wednesday, May. 17, 2006 - Andrew Van De Kamp is my neighbor
Sunday, May. 14, 2006 - Long overdue rant
Sunday, Apr. 30, 2006 - DIE, telemarketer scum!!!
Thursday, Apr. 20, 2006 - Take That, Spice Girls!
Saturday, Apr. 15, 2006 - Save Elliott!!
Friday, Apr. 14, 2006 - A rainy afternoon rant
Monday, Apr. 03, 2006 - Wow! A post!!
Saturday, Mar. 11, 2006 - Onion Face
Saturday, Mar. 04, 2006 - Wild geese
Saturday, Feb. 18, 2006 - I ♥ Seattle
Monday, Feb. 13, 2006 - Self pity, table for one
Monday, Feb. 06, 2006 - Wanted: A bunch of pixels
Sunday, Jan. 29, 2006 - Ex-Crushes
Tuesday, Jan. 24, 2006 - Ain't life just grand?
Monday, Jan. 23, 2006 - Senescence & the City
Friday, Jan. 13, 2006 - Gladiator
Tuesday, Jan. 10, 2006 - Factoid
Friday, Jan. 06, 2006 - Divine madness
Saturday, Dec. 31, 2005 - Auld Lang Syne
Sunday, Dec. 25, 2005 - Merry Christmas!!!
Wednesday, Dec. 21, 2005 - Jewish rats
Sunday, Dec. 18, 2005 - Brokeback neighbors
Monday, Dec. 12, 2005 - Almost there
Sunday, Dec. 04, 2005 - The Season begins!
Tuesday, Nov. 29, 2005 - Stupid sweater
Thursday, Nov. 24, 2005 - Gee, thanks.
Sunday, Nov. 20, 2005 - Insane week
Saturday, Nov. 12, 2005 - Yet another week
Sunday, Nov. 06, 2005 - I ♥ Johns Hopkins
Wednesday, Nov. 02, 2005 - Barking up the wrong tree
Monday, Oct. 31, 2005 - Mmmm, chocolate...
Friday, Oct. 21, 2005 - Hurry up and wait
Monday, Oct. 17, 2005 - Defeat
Thursday, Oct. 13, 2005 - The jump
Saturday, Oct. 08, 2005 - Reality TV show idea!
Saturday, Oct. 01, 2005 - Chance
Sunday, Sept. 25, 2005 - Just a theory
Thursday, Sept. 22, 2005 - Think you're safe?
Saturday, Sept. 17, 2005 - I ♥ Animals... they taste good.
Friday, Sept. 09, 2005 - Preserve!
Friday, Sept. 02, 2005 - Bon app�tit
Monday, Aug. 29, 2005 - Fried green couch potato
Wednesday, Aug. 24, 2005 - PTSD
Monday, Aug. 22, 2005 - Aftermath
Friday, Aug. 19, 2005 - Countdown to D-Day
Tuesday, Aug. 16, 2005 - Wake the hell up!
Friday, Aug. 12, 2005 - One more week...
Thursday, Aug. 04, 2005 - Morality check
Monday, Aug. 01, 2005 - Come back, July!
Friday, Jul. 29, 2005 - Alive
Friday, Jul. 22, 2005 - Die, stupid people!
Wednesday, Jul. 20, 2005 - Parachutes
Tuesday, Jul. 12, 2005 - Deux ans
Friday, Jul. 08, 2005 - Dribs and drabs
Tuesday, Jun. 28, 2005 - I want to be a skanky-ho
Friday, Jun. 24, 2005 - Four A's good, two C's bad
Monday, Jun. 20, 2005 - No pressure at all
Monday, Jun. 13, 2005 - The verdict
Friday, Jun. 10, 2005 - Part deux
Sunday, Jun. 05, 2005 - Joyeux Anniversaire...?
Saturday, Jun. 04, 2005 - Academia, schmacademia
Sunday, May. 29, 2005 - Sad news
Friday, May. 20, 2005 - Cognitively challenged
Friday, May. 13, 2005 - Idiot bitch woman
Saturday, May. 07, 2005 - What's wrong with Peter Rabbit?
Sunday, May. 01, 2005 - Je t'aime encore
Thursday, Apr. 28, 2005 - Tu me manque
Saturday, Apr. 23, 2005 - You're dating WHO??
Wednesday, Apr. 20, 2005 - Wednesday afternoon ramble
Friday, Apr. 15, 2005 - Telemarketers are evil
Sunday, Apr. 10, 2005 - Idiot von Schei�er
Wednesday, Apr. 06, 2005 - Fine, suit yourself
Monday, Apr. 04, 2005 - Hell hath no fury
Saturday, Apr. 02, 2005 - R.I.P.
Monday, Mar. 28, 2005 - Spring break, baby!!
Tuesday, Mar. 22, 2005 - It's cool to have herpes!
Thursday, Mar. 17, 2005 - Parking spot bitch
Monday, Mar. 14, 2005 - Depressurized
Tuesday, Mar. 08, 2005 - Short-changed
Monday, Mar. 07, 2005 - Coke vs. Pepsi
Friday, Mar. 04, 2005 - Bohemian Curry
Tuesday, Mar. 01, 2005 - This page is a year old!
Saturday, Feb. 26, 2005 - White trash
Tuesday, Feb. 22, 2005 - Nucking futs
Friday, Feb. 18, 2005 - V-Day then, D-Day now
Sunday, Feb. 13, 2005 - Wednesday
Tuesday, Feb. 08, 2005 - Life is all backwards
Sunday, Feb. 06, 2005 - The Banana Hammock FAQ
Wednesday, Feb. 02, 2005 - Drive
Friday, Jan. 28, 2005 - No, it's not ironic
Wednesday, Jan. 26, 2005 - So wrong
Tuesday, Jan. 25, 2005 - A new level of laziness
Friday, Jan. 21, 2005 - Free money
Tuesday, Jan. 18, 2005 - Random ramblings
Monday, Jan. 17, 2005 - Lazy
Thursday, Jan. 13, 2005 - I feel brown
Tuesday, Jan. 11, 2005 - Banana Hammock
Saturday, Jan. 08, 2005 - Rain sucks
Wednesday, Jan. 05, 2005 - InnoSense
Tuesday, Jan. 04, 2005 - Bowling bawl
Saturday, Jan. 01, 2005 - Hello, 2005!
Friday, Dec. 31, 2004 - Last entry of 2004
Tuesday, Dec. 28, 2004 - Hello, Yellow Brick Road
Saturday, Dec. 25, 2004 - Holly Jolly Christmas
Friday, Dec. 24, 2004 - Holiday tip #192.7b
Tuesday, Dec. 21, 2004 - 2 minutes
Saturday, Dec. 18, 2004 - It's PARTY TIME!
Thursday, Dec. 16, 2004 - Bailey's on the books
Wednesday, Dec. 15, 2004 - What, me productive?
Monday, Dec. 13, 2004 - Eyes on fire
Sunday, Dec. 12, 2004 - Back against the wall
Saturday, Dec. 11, 2004 - It's nothing impersonal.
Monday, Dec. 06, 2004 - Toldja so.
Saturday, Dec. 04, 2004 - Some things money can't buy
Friday, Dec. 03, 2004 - God
Monday, Nov. 29, 2004 - Five Haikus
Friday, Nov. 26, 2004 - That time of the year
Thursday, Nov. 25, 2004 - Happy Turkey Day
Sunday, Nov. 21, 2004 - Death
Saturday, Nov. 20, 2004 - Sweep Stakes
Tuesday, Nov. 16, 2004 - A haiku
Saturday, Nov. 13, 2004 - Attack here!
Wednesday, Nov. 10, 2004 - Another Idiot Girl story
Sunday, Nov. 07, 2004 - Shakin' it off the hizzy
Thursday, Nov. 04, 2004 - Normal
Wednesday, Nov. 03, 2004 - Indecision 2004
Tuesday, Nov. 02, 2004 - That sinking feeling
Monday, Nov. 01, 2004 - Cold poo
Sunday, Oct. 31, 2004 - When a pirate loves a monk
Saturday, Oct. 30, 2004 - Saturday morning rant
Thursday, Oct. 28, 2004 - C'est la vie... avec toute la merde
Wednesday, Oct. 27, 2004 - Mean girl
Sunday, Oct. 24, 2004 - Blame caffeine
Friday, Oct. 22, 2004 - Footsie
Monday, Oct. 18, 2004 - Chasing your own tail
Friday, Oct. 15, 2004 - The Reel World
Sunday, Oct. 10, 2004 - The Real World
Saturday, Oct. 09, 2004 - Sky city and the world of tomorrow
Monday, Oct. 04, 2004 - Read the label
Friday, Oct. 01, 2004 - Of flies and hags
Monday, Sept. 27, 2004 - Bleh.
Friday, Sept. 24, 2004 - To the moon and back
Monday, Sept. 06, 2004 - Leaving on a jet plane
Wednesday, Sept. 01, 2004 - "Ugly" is a four-letter word
Monday, Aug. 30, 2004 - New York state of whine
Sunday, Aug. 29, 2004 - Sunday morning blues
Saturday, Aug. 28, 2004 - GRRRR
Wednesday, Aug. 25, 2004 - Philosophy, Schmilosophy
Tuesday, Aug. 24, 2004 - To-do list
Saturday, Aug. 21, 2004 - Sovereign entities
Friday, Aug. 20, 2004 - Luis Miguel
Tuesday, Aug. 17, 2004 - Cost of living (Literally)
Sunday, Aug. 15, 2004 - Ouch.
Saturday, Aug. 14, 2004 - Pooped
Wednesday, Aug. 11, 2004 - Fun at the post office
Sunday, Aug. 08, 2004 - Honesty, the best policy
Saturday, Aug. 07, 2004 - Me and Ms. Jones
Friday, Aug. 06, 2004 - �D�jeme solo!
Tuesday, Aug. 03, 2004 - I like big bucks and I cannot lie
Monday, Aug. 02, 2004 - Short on words
Wednesday, Jul. 28, 2004 - Conspiracy theory
Saturday, Jul. 24, 2004 - Baby got back
Wednesday, Jul. 21, 2004 - The number you have dialled...
Tuesday, Jul. 20, 2004 - I'm a subscribing Diaryland connoisseur!
Monday, Jul. 19, 2004 - Are we there yet?
Sunday, Jul. 18, 2004 - Reverie
Thursday, Jul. 15, 2004 - 7 lonely nights, 1 lonely me
Tuesday, Jul. 13, 2004 - Plant rights
Monday, Jul. 12, 2004 - Anniversaire heureux � nous
Saturday, Jul. 10, 2004 - Home improvement
Tuesday, Jul. 06, 2004 - The biology of traffic
Monday, Jul. 05, 2004 - Garlic and romance don't mix
Friday, Jul. 02, 2004 - Caffeine-infused rant
Wednesday, Jun. 30, 2004 - Wake me up before you go go
Monday, Jun. 28, 2004 - Cheap art
Saturday, Jun. 26, 2004 - I got internet in my computer
Thursday, Jun. 24, 2004 - Wrong side of the bed
Monday, Jun. 21, 2004 - Affirmative prejudice
Sunday, Jun. 20, 2004 - Fun days and Sundays
Wednesday, Jun. 16, 2004 - No business in show business
Monday, Jun. 14, 2004 - Liberaci�n!
Sunday, Jun. 13, 2004 - I'm no dodo bird
Saturday, Jun. 12, 2004 - Almost over
Wednesday, Jun. 09, 2004 - Almost there
Tuesday, Jun. 08, 2004 - Fight the future
Monday, Jun. 07, 2004 - Darkest before dawn
Sunday, Jun. 06, 2004 - Ph.D., Procrastination
Saturday, Jun. 05, 2004 - Blah
Wednesday, Jun. 02, 2004 - Despair
Tuesday, Jun. 01, 2004 - Soapy Cat
Saturday, May. 29, 2004 - Geek for a day
Thursday, May. 27, 2004 - Ignominy = Fun
Tuesday, May. 25, 2004 - Eeeeeevil.
Saturday, May. 22, 2004 - Bedtime stories
Tuesday, May. 18, 2004 - Dear Dubya...
Saturday, May. 15, 2004 - Hollywood magic
Thursday, May. 13, 2004 - The R word
Monday, May. 10, 2004 - And I did it my weigh
Sunday, May. 09, 2004 - The morning after
Saturday, May. 08, 2004 - For endless frustration, please press 1.
Wednesday, May. 05, 2004 - Sunshine after the rain
Monday, May. 03, 2004 - Nucking Futs
Sunday, May. 02, 2004 - The mourning after
Friday, Apr. 30, 2004 - Road rules
Wednesday, Apr. 28, 2004 - D�j� Vu. D�j� Vu.
Monday, Apr. 26, 2004 - I am rubber, you are glue
Sunday, Apr. 25, 2004 - Cor blimey!
Friday, Apr. 23, 2004 - Got brain?
Wednesday, Apr. 21, 2004 - One of those days
Tuesday, Apr. 20, 2004 - Over the hill
Monday, Apr. 19, 2004 - 8 Ante Meridiem
Sunday, Apr. 18, 2004 - Version 2.0 - More rants, more raves!
Saturday, Apr. 17, 2004 - Kill ants, not people
Wednesday, Apr. 14, 2004 - Dumb, Dumber, and Me.
Monday, Apr. 12, 2004 - Disorganized thoughts
Tuesday, Apr. 06, 2004 - Not an Average Jane at all
Monday, Apr. 05, 2004 - Procrastination tactic #238
Sunday, Apr. 04, 2004 - The ghost of misplaced trash
Thursday, Apr. 01, 2004 - HTTP 404 Not Found
Wednesday, Mar. 31, 2004 - Can you speak Engrish?
Tuesday, Mar. 30, 2004 - Average Jane
Friday, Mar. 26, 2004 - Hot off the press!
Wednesday, Mar. 24, 2004 - American Idiot
Tuesday, Mar. 23, 2004 - Follow the white rabbit
Monday, Mar. 22, 2004 - The Contriver vs. The Daydreamer
Saturday, Mar. 20, 2004 - Korean spam
Thursday, Mar. 18, 2004 - The trump card
Wednesday, Mar. 17, 2004 - Stupid bimbo bitches
Monday, Mar. 15, 2004 - Who dyed?
Sunday, Mar. 14, 2004 - Can you hear me now?
Friday, Mar. 12, 2004 - Majoring in meth
Thursday, Mar. 11, 2004 - Procrastination in progress
Wednesday, Mar. 10, 2004 - Live coverage of stupidity
Tuesday, Mar. 09, 2004 - I loves me kitty
Sunday, Mar. 07, 2004 - Things to do today
Saturday, Mar. 06, 2004 - I hung out with Donald Trump!
Friday, Mar. 05, 2004 - Leopard spots do change
Thursday, Mar. 04, 2004 - Tarzan and the Big Apple
Wednesday, Mar. 03, 2004 - The Story of French Fitch
Sunday, Apr. 10, 2005 - Playbill
2004-03-02 - Mobile spam
2004-03-01 - Diary Rings
2004-03-01 - New layout! IT BANGS, IT BANGS!
2004-03-01 - And the Oscar goes to...
2004-02-29 - Hello, World! :)