Crystal's having her period

Saturday, May. 31, 2008 @ 7:13 p.m.

I've been having a dork-aliciously amusing time with this website. It's a text-to-speech thing, and a robotic voice says whatever you type.

I used a female voice ("Crystal") to record my voicemail greeting, so it now goes like this:

"You've reached the automated voicemail system. The party you've dialed is currently unavailable. Please leave a message after the tone. Or not. Whatever. I really don't give a damn what you do. Sorry, I'm just having a hard time with my period. My tampon just won't hold, and I'm bleeding all over. *beep*"

It sounds hilarious with that robotic voice! Hahaha!!

Okay, I'm having way too much fun with this. I'm officially lame.

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