I want to be a skanky-ho

Tuesday, Jun. 28, 2005 @ 9:12 p.m.

I caught a glimpse of NBC's new reality series, "I want to be a Hilton". In it, Kathy Hilton, mother of Slutty and Skanky Paris and Nicky, takes on a group of uncultured, uncouth riff-raffs and turns them into proper, refined "high society" ladies and gentlemen.

... because she did SUCH a great job on her daughters.

Paris is about one of the classiest, most sophisticated, most prim-and-proper ladies out there.

*Gag*

Yeah.

Next fall on NBC, Eminem transforms a group of murderers into gentle, God-loving Christians. And George W. Bush will conduct an academic symposium, where he will teach a group of kindergarten dropouts how to count beyond their fingers and toes... or as he calls it, "mathematology".

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