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Friday, Dec. 03, 2004 @ 12:49 p.m.

A 10-year-old kid runs to his mother, who's busy cooking in the kitchen.

"Mommy, mommy! Is God a man or a woman?"

The mother, too preoccupied with her cooking to answer in detail, answered, "He's both!"

The boy pondered for a second, before asking again, "Mommy, mommy! Is God black or white?"

The mother replied impatiently once again, "He's both!!"

But that didn't quench her son's curiosity. Once again, he asked, "Mommy, mommy! Is God gay or straight?"

"He's both!!!", she replied once again, irritated.

After another brief moment of deliberation, he asked a bewildered expression on his face...

"Then Michael Jackson is God?"


*Ba-dah-boom, Tchinnngggg!*

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