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Tuesday, Jul. 20, 2004 @ 6:01 p.m.

This has got to be one of the most hilarious things I've ever heard on TV... have you seen the latest Subway commercials?

Seems like they're not just people behind the counters at Subway fixing sandwiches and salads. Oh no... they're not just Subway employees. They're 'SANDWICH ARTISTS'.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"So what do you do?"

"Oh, I'm a Subway Sandwich Artist."

*Snigger*

French Fitch and I just crack up whenever that ad's on. What's Subway management trying to do to their employees, humiliate them off the surface of civilization!? I guess they're trying to make them feel more special by giving them impressive-sounding titles, but come on... 'Sandwich Artist'?? That's not glamorous-sounding, that's just plain cruel!! That's like... a person who cleans public toilets being called a 'Sanitary Enginner' or something. Somehow, that attempt to glamorize their occupations just sends them plunging a hundred levels down the social hierarchy.

Don't get me wrong, I'm not trying to be mean to the people who work at Subway at all. It's just... Subway management, what the hell were you thinking???

But thanks for the laughs, though!

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